Q: We have chants during soccer games. Are there any when the Eagles play?
A: Yes, we sing Fly, Eagles, Fly after every touchdown. Just don't take the "fight, Eagles, fight" part literally.
Q: Why does every Eagles fan say “It’s Gooooooooooood!” in the same voice every time the Eagles hit a field goal?
A: Eagles fans everywhere strive to emulate the great Merrill Reese, who has been the team’s radio play-by-play broadcaster since 1977.
No one cares about the Eagles more than him. Merrill is a Philadelphia treasure and deserves to be treated as such.
Q: Is the Minister of Defense some sort of royalty?
A: Yes. The late Reggie White is one of the greatest defensive players in NFL history. He was known for sacking the quarterback, which doesn’t mean he fired them.
Q: What’s this we hear about snowballs and Santa Claus?
A: It was years ago and we’ve moved past that. Let it go.
Q: My best friend set his wedding date, and as it turns out, his big day is also an Eagles gameday. What should I do?